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Hello. My name is ________. I’m from _______. As a citizen of this country I’m calling on you to end daylight savings time forever. It isn’t just annoying, it’s freaking deadly. Statistics show that the day after daylight savings hospitals see a 24% spike in heart attacks and a 6% increase in fatal accidents. It’s also the only thing Americans agree on. Even a casket company, who stands to profit from the continuation of daylight savings, wants to end daylight savings. So please help put this ancient ritual out of its misery for good. Thank you for your time.